It was recorded in the UK that 0.7% of the population profess themselves to be part of the "Jedi Order". They have ranks, much like modern religion, but with cool names like Master and Padawan. They regularly engage in mind-control exercises, trying to harness the "Force", and participate in many light-sabre duels.
Oh thats right, you get a **Lightsabre**. Inner-children release!

So, would you convert to a religion preaching wisdom, patience and restraint with the added bonuses of really cool stuff? George Lucas might just be the next L. Ron :O

As a side note, a man was recently convicted of donning a plastic rubbish bag as a make-shift darth vader costume, and attacking 2 members of the Order with a steel crutch as they were preparing for a lightsabre sparring session. Admittedly, he had consumed most of a 10 litre cask of red wine, but he claimed that this enhanced his affiliation with the force when taken to the police station. He was able to defeat both "Jedi Masters".

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