Which outfit should my son wear when the zombie Apocalypse starts?
Monday, March 8th, 2010 at
10:23 pm
this one
http://www.armynavymilitarysurplus.com/index.cfm?action=cat.prodInfo&productID=4107&categoryID=973
or
this one
http://www.halloweencostume.com/toddler-army-costume.html
id really like something that would match my boys eyes and assault rifle all at the same time!
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I’m partial to the green military uniform. I am a firm believer in matching eye color to outfits! When does the battle begin?
Meh, zombies aren’t impressed when people dress up for the Apocalypse. In my opinion, the purple would would make it harder to hide… if need be!
Oh, the second one of course. Protects against zombie bites and has nifty pockets for zombie killing devices of doom.
nice job waisting not only my time but yours also…….
they need something lite that they can move fast and comfortable in, not sure what type of zombies we get but just in case it’s the fast ass scary ones. i didn’t know we needed special outfits my husband will have to be informed. (on a serious sad note he is obsessed with the zombie apocalypse)
neither, get him a shirt that says ‘brains $50′ make a profit!
The scariest stuff I’ve ever seen on a child is the Little Lord Fauntleroy look. I have no idea why a parent would do that to a child.
Besides, no one would ever know he was packing and the element of surprise is half the battle.
Got better idea…
Get white and black hairspray.
Golden syrip, red food dye, blue food dy, black food dye tissue paper, green food dye and custard.
Turn the custard green.
Mix the syrip say an inch of a jar with a cap of red and drop or two of blue food dyde to make blood mix.
Then making sure he closes his eyes spray first with white hair spray then lightly in patches with the black then with wet hands in places rub it a bit .
The white makes the skin look dead, the balck dirties it up a bit so only a bit and may look moudy.
Then with a back of a fork add some of the blood mix as scratches and drips.
Then in large patches ‘glue’ tissue paper with the syrip blood mix and splodge over it so looks like rouch skin then make balck syrip and patch splodge that around till it looks really nasty maybe in areas where there was no hairspray forimg the paer syryp mix into boils and fill with the gree custard ‘puss’ and you have a kick ass zombie and he can gross out the girls liking out the puss and sticking his finger (give him a bag or spare custard puss) in the puss boils and try and put it on the girls