First I’d like to say, MayTag SUCKS. No just kidding I have a MayTag dryer, but not a MayTag washer, lol..Long Story.
Anyway.
For people who do not recognize this question, it would be very much appreciated if you simply skimmed over it. I really do appreciate it and much thanks goes out to you. =)
If anyone wonders why I do this, I do it so that, no one will leave, I think you all have really made a difference on Y!A, and I think my account will be suspended soon, I am celebrating my 25th violation, woo hoo!
Hey y’all I found some more "FML"s I don’t think they are funny but I think they are cool.
Today, I thought it would be funny to tell my dad that the company he works for called and said that they were letting him go. Before I could tell him I was kidding, he had already called his boss to tell him how much of an ass he is. Now he really is fired. FML
Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, I’m playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You’re a bitch." He’s 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you’re not around." FML
Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You’re not real!" and kicked me in the balls. FML
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door "Are you jacking off in there or something?!" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML
This is one gangsta lamb (Below)
http://www.gigglepoetry.com/surprisepoem.aspx?CategoryID=12&CategoryName=Silly%20Rhymes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaWjDalXw88 Those are some of my friends at school, the girl that walks in with the pink, that is Hira, I only said that because I know a certain little Tahira, lol.
Who is that dude that gets up in the middle? A little Fawker, that’s who.
Just some cool stoff. (Below, they are not videos, by the way)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SKCVFvxxCeI/AAAAAAAACMg/jxJsuZ0JFFA/s400/stupid_signs_10.jpg
http://airportshotelsandparking.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/stupid_signs.jpg
http://mistupid.com/pictures/images/signwor.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cecbxkDCxIw/SAEg7CD0zrI/AAAAAAAAAKE/0OfGlamLDas/S1600-R/1118807_a751d65ba5.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WVW1w3-R5J0/R-ujncC_D-I/AAAAAAAAAC8/5spau_W_sMg/s400/ATT00055.jpg
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/no-parking-above-sign.jpg
This one is the true definition of "Fail".
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-mcd-sign-fail.jpg
WE ALL KNOW WHO THIS IS FOR….
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=64mjq9&s=3
Which one was your favorite? =) I like the your noticing has been noted one. =P
I think this is too long of a Q. I might delete it.
To go see the rest check my other new Q by the way….
LMFAO @ Summer, you are my new best friend LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! HAHAHAHAHA. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Whoever answers after Rae, leave an @@@ If you think S4bj&&Rae should have their own Reality TV show….
Sana, those aren’t my stories, they are from a website! Haha, FML means Fu*ck My Life.
You are my best friend! But you left me. =( I miss you. ;-(
Come back shyt, you been gone too long, MJ ♥ …………Mommy come home!
You don’t love me?