We have a thing called boo at the zoo where I live. It is a Halloween celebration that the zoo puts on in the evenings the last two weeks in October and where I live October can be fairly chilly in the evenings. I think we may be lucky this year and it won’t be as bad as some years but still cool. I was thinking of taking my girl who will be ten months then, they have a toddler tuesday so it won’t be scary for the little ones. My thought is that if I take her I could bring my 10 year old niece plus my stepson who is 11 and have a nice night. My concerns is how cold it will be- we would be outside for at least an hour. Would my daughter really get any enjoyment out of this or is she too young? The other thing is the Santa Clause parade is the beginning of next month- not sure why so early but suspect its because by December it is unbearably cold-lol. Is this something she would enjoy also or is neither worth the being out in the chilly weather for her and should I just put them off until next year when she will be able to enjoy them more?
Thanks- I am in Manitoba so you know Stephanie how it is-lol I am so worried about another winter to get through with her still fairly young. I hate the cold but still want her to be able to do things




First I’d like to say, MayTag SUCKS. No just kidding I have a MayTag dryer, but not a MayTag washer, lol..Long Story.
Anyway.

For people who do not recognize this question, it would be very much appreciated if you simply skimmed over it. I really do appreciate it and much thanks goes out to you. =)

If anyone wonders why I do this, I do it so that, no one will leave, I think you all have really made a difference on Y!A, and I think my account will be suspended soon, I am celebrating my 25th violation, woo hoo!

Hey y’all I found some more "FML"s I don’t think they are funny but I think they are cool.

Today, I thought it would be funny to tell my dad that the company he works for called and said that they were letting him go. Before I could tell him I was kidding, he had already called his boss to tell him how much of an ass he is. Now he really is fired. FML

Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

Today, I’m playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You’re a bitch." He’s 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you’re not around." FML

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You’re not real!" and kicked me in the balls. FML

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door "Are you jacking off in there or something?!" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

This is one gangsta lamb (Below)

http://www.gigglepoetry.com/surprisepoem.aspx?CategoryID=12&CategoryName=Silly%20Rhymes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaWjDalXw88 Those are some of my friends at school, the girl that walks in with the pink, that is Hira, I only said that because I know a certain little Tahira, lol.
Who is that dude that gets up in the middle? A little Fawker, that’s who.

Just some cool stoff. (Below, they are not videos, by the way)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SKCVFvxxCeI/AAAAAAAACMg/jxJsuZ0JFFA/s400/stupid_signs_10.jpg

http://airportshotelsandparking.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/stupid_signs.jpg

http://mistupid.com/pictures/images/signwor.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cecbxkDCxIw/SAEg7CD0zrI/AAAAAAAAAKE/0OfGlamLDas/S1600-R/1118807_a751d65ba5.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WVW1w3-R5J0/R-ujncC_D-I/AAAAAAAAAC8/5spau_W_sMg/s400/ATT00055.jpg

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/no-parking-above-sign.jpg

This one is the true definition of "Fail".

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-mcd-sign-fail.jpg

WE ALL KNOW WHO THIS IS FOR….

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=64mjq9&s=3

Which one was your favorite? =) I like the your noticing has been noted one. =P

I think this is too long of a Q. I might delete it.

To go see the rest check my other new Q by the way….
LMFAO @ Summer, you are my new best friend LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! HAHAHAHAHA. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Whoever answers after Rae, leave an @@@ If you think S4bj&&Rae should have their own Reality TV show….
Sana, those aren’t my stories, they are from a website! Haha, FML means Fu*ck My Life.
You are my best friend! But you left me. =( I miss you. ;-(

Come back shyt, you been gone too long, MJ ♥ …………Mommy come home!
You don’t love me?

Boo at the Zoo in Phoenix?




If any parents have been to Boo At the Zoo in Phoenix, AZ, could you tell me: was it worth the ticket price, did your kids get hot in their costumes, and would you reccomend it for a toddler?

Halloween activity ideas for a 15-month-old?




It may be a little early to ask, but I am a super planner and plan EVERYTHING way in advance :) My son will be 15-months-old this Halloween. Any ideas on what we can do with him on Halloween? It seems to me he will be too young for trick-or-treating, especially since as of today he’s not yet walking, so he won’t be a proficient walker by then. Last year he was only 3 months old, and we took him to the zoo (the zoo has special "Halloween stations" set up through the zoo every Halloween and encourages families to come dressed up). That was more to show off his awesome Harry Potter costume I made for him than anything else :) I don’t want to do that again mostly because I will be about 36 weeks pregnant come Halloween and won’t feel like walking or being in the heat (yes, heat, we live in Texas and it’s usually still in the 80′s at the end of October). What other toddler-friendly activities are there to do for Halloween?

What is the best/worst section of Disney World?




I’m going to Disney in April and planning in advance–I have two teenage boys. I was wondering if there were two sections of Disney that we must check out. I’ve heard that–

Hollywood Studios is the worst
Epcot is for adults
Magic Kingdom is for little kids
Animal Kingdom is a zoo

My kids love thrill rides and were most excited about Hollywood Studios but we heard there isn’t much to do there. We’d love your advice!

Do you like this Poem about Michael Jackson I wrote?




King of Pop
by: Angel

He was born into a family of nine,
They never knew this kid would shine.
At age 6, performing live,
With his brothers: The Jackson Five.

They were all so great,
But Michael was known best.
He could sing much better,
Than all of the rest.

They danced to hit records,
And Michael sung high,
Michael’s strong voice,
Made lots of fans cry.

At only 14, he had a hit single,
Causing the crowd to begin to mingle.
How much better can a little boy be?
Just a few years and you will see.

Michael became a world- wide star,
Traveling places from afar.
Michael became the king of pop,
And his fans kept cheering, never would they stop.
He invented the moonwalk and danced it on stage,
And then all his fans went out in a rage.

From tour to tour the more he shined,
Michael was generous; so very kind,

He supported more charities,
Than any other star.
He broke Guinness World Records,
Broke it by far!

He loved kids and he had three,
Paris, Blanket and Prince.
He cared so much he disguised them in masks,
So no one would see a glimpse.

He invited kids to his Neverland ranch,
To play in his park and his zoo.
He was a friend with adults,
But friends with kids too!

Michael passed on June 25, 2009.
In his life he definitely shined!
God wanted to learn the moonwalk,
So Michael went to teach him.

And when it thunders be aware,
Michael and Jesus are dancing up there!
The whole choir of the heavenly host,
Dancing to music the angels loved most.

Although he’ll be missed and forgotten never.
He’ll live in our hearts and we’ll love him forever.
In his heart he was a 50-year-old child,
Sweet, loving, gentle and mild.

He was a great father, son, and brother.
He had great kids, great sisters, and a great mother.
He’s loved for music and dancing too,
But overall Michael we just love you!




King of Pop
by: Angel

He was born into a family of nine,
They never knew this kid would shine.
At age 6, performing live,
With his brothers: The Jackson Five.

They were all so great,
But Michael was known best.
He could sing much better,
Than all of the rest.

They danced to hit records,
And Michael sung high,
Michael’s strong voice,
Made lots of fans cry.

At only 14, he had a hit single,
Causing the crowd to begin to mingle.
How much better can a little boy be?
Just a few years and you will see.

Michael became a world- wide star,
Traveling places from afar.
Michael became the king of pop,
And his fans kept cheering, never would they stop.
He invented the moonwalk and danced it on stage,
And then all his fans went out in a rage.

From tour to tour the more he shined,
Michael was generous; so very kind,

He supported more charities,
Than any other star.
He broke Guinness World Records,
Broke it by far!

He loved kids and he had three,
Paris, Blanket and Prince.
He cared so much he disguised them in masks,
So no one would see a glimpse.

He invited kids to his Neverland ranch,
To play in his park and his zoo.
He was a friend with adults,
But friends with kids too!

Michael passed on June 25, 2009.
In his life he definitely shined!
God wanted to learn the moonwalk,
So Michael went to teach him.

And when it thunders be aware,
Michael and Jesus are dancing up there!
The whole choir of the heavenly host,
Dancing to music the angels loved most.

Although he’ll be missed and forgotten never.
He’ll live in our hearts and we’ll love him forever.
In his heart he was a 50-year-old child,
Sweet, loving, gentle and mild.

He was a great father, son, and brother.
He had great kids, great sisters, and a great mother.
He’s loved for music and dancing too,
But overall Michael we just love you!

You like my Michael Jackson Poem?




Here it is! I put alot of emotion into it, so do you like it?
King of Pop

He was born into a family of nine,
They never knew this kid would shine.
At age 6, performing live,
With his brothers: The Jackson Five.

They were all so great,
But Michael was known best.
He could sing much better,
Than all of the rest.

They danced to hit records,
And Michael sung high,
Michael’s strong voice,
Made lots of fans cry.

At only 14, he had a hit single,
Causing the crowd to begin to mingle.
How much better can a little boy be?
Just a few years and you will see.

Michael became a world- wide star,
Traveling places from afar.
Michael became the king of pop,
And his fans kept cheering, never would they stop.
He invented the moonwalk and danced it on stage,
And then all his fans went out in a rage.

From tour to tour the more he shined,
Michael was generous; so very kind,

He supported more charities,
Than any other star.
He broke Guinness World Records,
Broke it by far!

He loved kids and he had three,
Paris, Blanket and Prince.
He cared so much he disguised them in masks,
So no one would see a glimpse.

He invited kids to his Neverland ranch,
To play in his park and his zoo.
He was a friend with adults,
But friends with kids too!

Michael passed on June 25, 2009.
In his life he definitely shined!
God wanted to learn the moonwalk,
So Michael went to teach him.

And when it thunders be aware,
Michael and Jesus are dancing up there!
The whole choir of the heavenly host,
Dancing to music the angels loved most.

Although he’ll be missed and forgotten never.
He’ll live in our hearts and we’ll love him forever.
In his heart he was a 50-year-old child,
Sweet, loving, gentle and mild.

He was a great father, son, and brother.
He had great kids, great sisters, and a great mother.
He’s loved for music and dancing too,
But overall Michael we just love you!




I already know about Haunt the Zoo – we will be attending that. And the Bright Night of Not-so-frightening fun at the Science Museum.

We’ve ruled out Frontier City and haunted houses are totally out (my daughter is easily frightened by loud noises).

So aside from standard trick or treating on Halloween night, anyone got anything good in Oklahoma City, OK or its surrounding cities?