1]A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
`I don’t want to know!’ Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
`Oh Pop,’ Johnny sobbed, `for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to believe in!’.

2]All eyes turned to stare as a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her.
Where’s your costume?, he hissed through clenched teeth.
This is it, she calmly explained, I came as Adam.
Adam?, her host exploded, You don’t even have a dick!
I just got here, Jeremy, she replied. Give me a few minutes.

3]Woman: So, how’s it going with the ladies?
Man: Women to me are sex objects.
Woman: Really?
Man: Sure. Whenever I mention sex, they object

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I’m not little, but not huge either. I want something original that people will understand. Last year’s winner was Spiderman and he’s being a storm trooper this year.
I really want some great ideas of things I can make on the cheap. I was thinking maybe tooth fairy? Need ideas of non-slut costumes since it’s for work.

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I don’t want your typical halloween costumes..
I’m a teen girl
Some ideas I had were:
Pebbles from Flinstones
Princess Daisy from Nintendo
A nerd
Juno
what i mean by "typical" is i don’t want something you see often.. lyk last yr i was the tooth fairy

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