I posted a question yesterday that went as follows:
Death, death, the afterlife and more death?
A quick, unrelated side note:
I have recently discovered that I have the power to do anything that I want so I invited my best friend over to help me think of things to do with my amazing powers. That idiot, who I used to refer to as my best friend, suggested that I end world hunger. Who does that brain dead hippo think I am? Someone with a heart?
Anyways, after I slit his throat, tore off his limbs and stuffed him in my dishwasher to wash away his stupidity, I realized that I was hungry so I used my powers to make myself a sandwich. Any other suggestions as to what I should do with my powers? Answer wisely.
Another completely unrelated side note:
Who do you think would win in a fight? Me (with my amazing abs, http://www.kazoos.com/store/graphics/00000001/washboard.jpg) or batman from spiderman with his stupid superman costume.
Now for my real question. I figured that more people would read my question if I said it had something to do with death. It doesn’t. You’ve just been punk’d.
Oh yes, one last thing! I have had someone correct me on Yahoo answers a couple of days back. I wanted to strangle him to death but sadly you can only display verbal violence on the internet. So I was going to send him an email full of hatred but decided to propose this plan instead:
Next time I make a mistake (which I won’t but you know… just in case), instead of correcting my brilliancy, you will change your way of doing things to make it so that my mistake is no longer a mistake.
Okay thanks.
SOOO yea, that was my question (to which I got no real answers btw). Why would yahoo answers remove my question? Are they discriminating against me because I did not read the yahoo community guidelines? Are they jealous of me? Or is it because I wear glasses? All three?
Do you think they will remove this question? If I keep posting it, will they eventually give up?
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