Such as the Cookie Monster hats & Elmo t-shirts.

I can understand wearing them if you’re like 5 or something, but wow really? I’ve seen 17 yr old "jocks" wearing then. Its ridiculous! And to this date, every person I’ve seen wearing SS clothing is a real idiot. I really don’t see why anyone with common sense would wear this stuff.. But ehh… I guess I’m not "Hipster".

I’m planning to give my daughter a gift from the "paci fairy" in exchange for taking her pacifiers away. She still sleeps with a paci and it’s time for paci to go. However, I’m trying to come up with something really great to hold her attention for a few days while she goes through paci withdrawal. Some people have suggested that the paci fairy gift works because you can say, "if you want your pacis back, then you don’t get to keep what the paci fairy brought you". However, I can’t think of anything to get her that she will think is a fair trade for her pacis. Any suggestions?
I had a typo. It was supposed to be paci fairy GIFT.

We checked into a Hotel in Elmira, New York and walked straight into a full blown Int’l Star Trek (Trekkie) Convention!

I have never seen a more moronic mob of mentally difficient, absolute and utter :

"L O O S E R S " in all my life!!

Hundreds of Kling-on Wanna Be Warriors complete with HUGE ARMOUR SPIKED Jock Cups in full regalia roaming about the Hotel snarling at guests speaking some strange langauage !!!!
Klingon?

Are these people dangerous?

They actually responded and adressed each other according to some imaginary script and Rank. … weird. They were always in costume and never lefy the hotel until the

All the Spocks spoke and acted like Spock and so on
B I Z Z A R E !!

What does this aberant behavior indicate other than being a
complete … "LO O S E R "? Are their lives so devoid of substance
that they have to morph into some cartoon to be recognized?

I adore the "Sopranos" but but lets face it I wouldn’t dye my hair with Wings like Paulie

Okay well I know it’s early but what ever. lol I am 13 and Halloween is coming up. and I made some ideas and junk but I dont know which one to do?! Pick one or make up your own. P.S I want to look good and cute and stylish, but not sluttyy.

Barbie. (I am blonde p.s.)
Pink Head Band
Pink Eyeshadow, Mascara, Eyeliner
PINK PINK blush
Bright Pink Lipstick.
Knee Length Pink Dress
White elbow length sweater.
Hot Pink Pumps.

Baby/ Toddler
footie pajamas
pigtails with bows
blush
lipgloss
security blanket or teddy

Emo/Lolita
Black Eyeshadow
Drawn out eyeliner
mascara
burgundy/deep red lipstick
white-ish face powder
Black Lacy puffy dress
black pumps.
dark bracelets
black hoops
black "alice" bow

Evil Nurse
Red Lips
Eyeliner
Mascara
White Dress
Red "blood" stains with hand prints and junk
red pumps

Yeah I am out of ideas(: thanks(:
P.s. which ever one you pick or make up, can you make up an idea for a cat or dog costume? thanks(:
i meant for my pets, but thanks anyways(:

Okay so I have this fantasy where I am princess Leia from Star Wars and I am imprisoned on Darth Vader’s ship when suddenly, Vader arrives and offers me the chance to free myself if I perform sexual favors on him. Then he grabs the buns on the side of my head and forces me down to perform fellatio on his "lightsaber" and then we make love.

Okay so it’s kinda kinky but I’ve been wanting to act this out for years. I’ve perfected the Princess Leia hairstyle and I think I could get a costume together.

The only problem is I don’t know if my boyfriend of 6 months would be open to acting this out with me. I would need him to get a Darth Vader costume.

Should I talk about this with him or will I just scare him away? How can I bring it up?

Thanks all. May the force be with you.

Zachary Quinto… but, only while he is in his spock costume?

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/zachary-quinto-spock_l.jpg

Just wonderin’.

PS, yes, I know… it’s not necessarily a religious question. I need a break from the normal "WHAT ARE ATHEISTS DOING HERE?! WHY DO CHRISTIANS SUCK?!" crap for a second. If you don’t like it, don’t answer it. Thanks.
Jackson: Will you wear the Spock ears?

Ohhh, Tiny Tim… I like your style.

Hey, i need a pirate costume for a thing at school, but i dont wanna go out and buy one. Are there any easy ideas for a girl’s pirate costume? I wanna make it from old clothes or sew or just make it makeself.Something simple, it doesnt have to be too realistic. As long as it’s "piraty" then its good.

Thx!! =)
COME ON PPL ANSWER!!

My 2 year old son wants to dress as a Yankee "Baseball man" for Halloween. I found a jersey and a cal but cannot find toddler pinstriped baseball pants that ill fit a 2T. Any ideas?

I love both "Zorro" movies starring Antonio Banderas, but I have been wondering… are they making a third movie? I have heard that people think Antonio Banderas is getting too old, so they won’t make a third. But is there any hope we will see another Zorro movie sometime soon?

How or where can I find a costume like the one Jim Carey uses in the mask when he sings the "Cuban Pete" song?

I was reading this article…

Article- The first Saturday of May is Free International Comic Day in Australia. The owner of the Adelaide Comic Centre was dressed as Spider-Man to celebrate this joyous day. Other customers of
the store were also encouraged to dress up as their favorite comic star. There were some Jedi knights in the store and even flash. The owner of the store, Spider-Man, saw a man behaving suspiciously toward the back of the store. Cameras would later reveal the man slipping an X-men comic into his backpack.

The Spider-Man own was seen on the cameras hauling away the shoplifter. Most of the customers inside the shop believed at first that this was a stunt or play. However, once it was announced to call the police they quickly sprang into action themselves also. Some Jedi knights and Flash stood at the entrance keeping the ‘bad guy’ inside the store waiting for the police to show. There were about forty patrons inside the store all dressed to reflect their characters.

The most funny thing about the story, besides the scene the cops came to, was the fact that a couple of comic book companies were there giving away free comics to their loyal fan base.

It is very good to know that my family can sleep well tonight knowing that Spider-Man is protecting our comic book stores, at least in Australia. I am a little concerned that this incident will give my seven year old son the idea that if he dresses like a superhero that he can to catch bad guys. This is just too funny, and a very cute good versus evil story. As we all know good always wins. I suppose I will have to tell my son that "with great power comes great responsibility". – Article ends

So, what do you think? Wouldn’t it be cool if each state had their own costumed heroes? Like Maine could have one hero.. California a different one, and they were just people dressed up and stuff yet theya ctually did cool things and saved people? I mean… but who would do that besides some guy who still lives with his mom? I think it would be cool…

First I’d like to say, MayTag SUCKS. No just kidding I have a MayTag dryer, but not a MayTag washer, lol..Long Story.
Anyway.

For people who do not recognize this question, it would be very much appreciated if you simply skimmed over it. I really do appreciate it and much thanks goes out to you. =)

If anyone wonders why I do this, I do it so that, no one will leave, I think you all have really made a difference on Y!A, and I think my account will be suspended soon, I am celebrating my 25th violation, woo hoo!

Hey y’all I found some more "FML"s I don’t think they are funny but I think they are cool.

Today, I thought it would be funny to tell my dad that the company he works for called and said that they were letting him go. Before I could tell him I was kidding, he had already called his boss to tell him how much of an ass he is. Now he really is fired. FML

Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

Today, I’m playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You’re a bitch." He’s 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you’re not around." FML

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You’re not real!" and kicked me in the balls. FML

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door "Are you jacking off in there or something?!" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

This is one gangsta lamb (Below)

http://www.gigglepoetry.com/surprisepoem.aspx?CategoryID=12&CategoryName=Silly%20Rhymes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaWjDalXw88 Those are some of my friends at school, the girl that walks in with the pink, that is Hira, I only said that because I know a certain little Tahira, lol.
Who is that dude that gets up in the middle? A little Fawker, that’s who.

Just some cool stoff. (Below, they are not videos, by the way)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SKCVFvxxCeI/AAAAAAAACMg/jxJsuZ0JFFA/s400/stupid_signs_10.jpg

http://airportshotelsandparking.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/stupid_signs.jpg

http://mistupid.com/pictures/images/signwor.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cecbxkDCxIw/SAEg7CD0zrI/AAAAAAAAAKE/0OfGlamLDas/S1600-R/1118807_a751d65ba5.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WVW1w3-R5J0/R-ujncC_D-I/AAAAAAAAAC8/5spau_W_sMg/s400/ATT00055.jpg

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/no-parking-above-sign.jpg

This one is the true definition of "Fail".

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-mcd-sign-fail.jpg

WE ALL KNOW WHO THIS IS FOR….

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=64mjq9&s=3

Which one was your favorite? =) I like the your noticing has been noted one. =P

I think this is too long of a Q. I might delete it.

To go see the rest check my other new Q by the way….
LMFAO @ Summer, you are my new best friend LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! HAHAHAHAHA. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Whoever answers after Rae, leave an @@@ If you think S4bj&&Rae should have their own Reality TV show….
Sana, those aren’t my stories, they are from a website! Haha, FML means Fu*ck My Life.
You are my best friend! But you left me. =( I miss you. ;-(

Come back shyt, you been gone too long, MJ ♥ …………Mommy come home!
You don’t love me?

I was camping the other day and I woke up to an animal making an "Arrrgh!" sound. It sounded like a small pirate. It scared me.

I LOVE Avenue Q. Yes, I’ve seen it, know the music by heart.. everything.

But which characters connect with which on Sesame Street?
Nikki and Rod are supposed to be Bert and Ernie
Trekie Monster is supposed to be Cookie Monster
Gary is supposed to be like that "one guest star" they have on every episode of Sesame Street.

Oh and my mom thought the Bad Idea Bears were supposed to be like the Berenstein Bears.

That’s all I know. What do you think?
Oh, and do you think Lucy is supposed to be like Miss Piggy, from the Muppets? XD

She says it’s not her fault because we were dressed in the same costume, so she thought it was me. I tend to think she is lying, because that chick DID NOT look like Darth Vader to me. She says she did, and because she wasn’t wearing her glasses, it was an "oopsie", and should be forgiven. So after the fire department left, and her car was towed away, I told her "oopsie". And now she’s mad at ME!! Can you believe her? She has insurance. And besides, her hair will grow back. I need a new girfriend. I’m sick of her lies.
Do I effin LOOK like a lesbian? Hello! That’s part of the joke!!