Alarge woman wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit. She pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink ". The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said "give the ballerina another drink".
the bartender approached the little drunk and said "I say old chap, its your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her ballerina?"
The drunk replied "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has to be a ballerina!"

I am a girl and the costume needs to be appropriate! Any cartoon character costume that can be quickly and easily made is appreciated! Any ideas? Thanks!!! Also I don’t want to spend a lot of money so something cheap.

Me and my boyfriend are going to a costume party next week. I don’t want to look stupid but I don’t want to spend a bunch of money on a costume either. What are some ideas for us to go as?

I want to be something sexy for halloween, but i dont have alot of money so i want to piece it together. i can buy like accesorys and stuff im just stuck, and theres not much time lol. Nothing traditional

I know its a bit early to be starting to think about Halloween costumes, but since I pretty much don’t have any money to spend on my costumes it takes a good amount of time to decide what I can through together.

This year I want to be a pirate. I have this pair of red pajama pants they have a little string thing, but I can always tuck that underneath. I’ve got a stud belt that I figured I’d wear sort of sideways if I can (pants have no loops, dunno what I’ll be capable of doing yet) and put a chain of somesort on it. Probably a plain black t-shirt and I dunno what to wear around my neck, and of course I’d have to buy a pirate hat. I kind of am thinking of maybe buying a black skirt to go over the pants but I’m not sure. I only have sneakers and I can’t buy like pirate boots lol.

I know that sounds really bad right now, so can you guys give me some suggestions on improving this costume idea? I’m older so I need to make it look like a actually put some effort into my costume so I don’t piss people off that I’m still out trick or treating at 17

Thanks

I know its a bit early to be starting to think about Halloween costumes, but since I pretty much don’t have any money to spend on my costumes it takes a good amount of time to decide what I can through together.

This year I want to be a pirate. I have this pair of red pajama pants they have a little string thing, but I can always tuck that underneath. I’ve got a stud belt that I figured I’d wear sort of sideways if I can (pants have no loops, dunno what I’ll be capable of doing yet) and put a chain of somesort on it. Probably a plain black t-shirt and I dunno what to wear around my neck, and of course I’d have to buy a pirate hat. I kind of am thinking of maybe buying a black skirt to go over the pants but I’m not sure. I only have sneakers and I can’t buy like pirate boots lol.

I know that sounds really bad right now, so can you guys give me some suggestions on improving this costume idea? I’m older so I need to make it look like a actually put some effort into my costume so I don’t piss people off that I’m still out trick or treating at 17

Thanks

I have a party to go to on friday, and I wanted to go as some unique movie character. Like from grey gardens "eddie beal" or something known. I have tights and mary janes to work with. I don’t want to spend money, so something easily made would be great. Name a couple so I have so options!
Thank you!
Also! If I wanted to dress up as Bridget Jones, what would i need for a costume?

I got these really sweet aqua blue contacts from www.extremesfx.com and I was going to be a vampire. My accessories just being the fangs and contacts but the fangs i got dont fit my teeth so I’m trying to think of something else I can be that would look right with my contacts yet not spending a whole lot of money, something simple, yet hot and noticable. Pleeease help me out, my creative flow has blown out.

I play Santa in a small town. After a Santa job, there is no sense to go home and take the wig and suit off if you see other families get togethers. I like to spread the greeting of Christmas with other kids for free, but some will offer money when I leave. SHOULD I TAKE THE MONEY WHEN OFFER, OR JUST PLAY IT OFF AND WISH THEM A MERRY CHRISTMAS?

I’ve been trying to figure out how much Hogan made in WCW, since I’ve heard it’s so outrageous. I know he made 0,000 per pay-per-view appearance, but what other ridiculous amounts of money did he get?

I need a costume under .00 but I want to look hot for my boyfriend. where can I get a cute Costume? I am a teen so i am paying with it for my own money.

If you have any pics that would be great and I need the price. If I beg my parents enough they might get it for me. Please help

I’ve recently acquired a fairy (imported from turkey) but I don’t know how to extract the dust. I hear you can get good money for it on the street level, or I could just use it recreationally.
Do I scrape it off, is those filaments that seem to drop off when you shake it, or is it excreted by the fairy at some point?

Curious to see. I just finished for my toddler (using special offers and such from toy websites I use a lot-I have saved a ton). I have his summer birthday done-even got decorations knocked out, I have his Halloween outfit already, and now his Chrstmas is done. Well, except what Santa might do for him;) I just like to get this stuff done while items are on sale so I don’t stress or have to do last minute stuff. Anyone else do that? Oh-his big present is a wooden train set of Polar Express-his fave movie (we watched 2x’s this weekend) got it for 1/3 the price in January.
Yeah I am a bit OCD on my holidays. Plus I may change jobs this year and go to part time, so best shop while the money is there.

My best friend and I want to be something cute for halloween, not something like a vampire or a witch. We don’t want to spend a lot of money on the costumes because we are going to a party and will be taking them off after about an hour. Any suggestions? Thanks in advance. =)

money isnt really an object – its just a matter of getting something cute and creative and easy …

Thanks so much!