Why the hell does this have to happen? I do not want anyone else replacing the hulk for a 3rd F-ing time….I mean come the F on…The Avengers movie is already starting to suck ass hole

me and a friend are watching it, and its trippy as hell

The Bible and other literature are replete with examples or explanations about WHY the devil started hell, but not a word about how. If in fact he did start hell, how did he do that. What material did he use? What blueprint did he consult?

First of all!!!! I must say this is ONLY a Joke. My intention is not insulting anyone!!!!

A black man goes to a Fancy Dress Store and he asks the shop assistant to find him a costume. She comes with a costume and the man says:
- What the hell? Are you nuts? I can’t wear that! Have you ever seen a black Superman? Please find me another one!
After a couple of minutes, she comes back with another costume, and the man cries:
- What the f**k is that? Are you not all there? I can’t wear that! Have you ever seen a black Spiderman? Move you and find me another one!
Now the girl was angry! She came back with two white buttons, a white belt and a wooden stick. The black man asks:
- What’s that..?
- You’ll see… 3 Possible costumes!… You get naked, stick the buttons on your belly, and you’ll be a domino’s piece! When you don’t like it, u can wear the white belt and be an Oreo cookie! And if you still don’t like it you can put the stick in your ass and you’ll be a chocolate ice cream!

I will be honest here- I am 21 years old, married, with children, and have observed an autopsy, and yet, clowns and those characters with the enormous heads terrify me. The last time I went to Disney land at 19, a freaking Tigger tapped me on my shoulder and I nearly wet my pants.
Today I encountered a clown, randomly, in the middle of the freaking wal mart. Why he was there no one knows, but pretty soon, people were warning other people, strangers, "watch out,t here’s an evil clown in Electronics. "
aparently, I am not alone in fear. I don’t know why they scare me. I never had any traumatic expereinces with them They just unnerve me.

Why is this? Who many other people think that clowns are freaking scary as hell?

On both television and in books they try to tell them to recycle and care about their environment and crap like that!What a bunch of liberal wacko propaganda!!Environmentalism is a godless, humanless act! What are they going to do next? recruit them for the elf? huh? Whatever happened to the importance of humans? Why the hell should my children be subject to thinking that big, dumb trees are just as important as they are? Teach them the gospel of Ronald Regan, the best president ever, that we need to spend more time caring about humans and not trees!

Okay so for halloween im going with 2 of my bfs, and i thought of our costumes, and they love them, so one is going to be tinkerbell, one will be the hell fairy, and im going to be the lovebug, but i need advice on some quick and fun ideas to make the costume. i DONT want to look like a real bug, and i dont want to be in a really skimpy sort of dress, i need something warm to dress in cuz its like 30 degrees in minnesota. so i already have wings and a little tutu, but i need ideas on pants, tshirts, jackets, skirts, leggings, leg warmers, flats, boots, necklaces, you know, whatever. im pretty good with crafts so i can make a lot of my costume too but i have NO idea what i should make it look like. HELP PLEASE?!?!?!!? incluse LOTS of pictures and ideas, best answer wins 10 points fast!!!! doesnt require much work just put together a cute halloween costume, THANKS!!! btw, im thirteen if that makes any difference
the tutu and wings that i have are sort of a matching set, theyre baby pink with gold glitter, and were originally for a fairy costume, but i still have no idea what else ill wear with a see through tutu asnd a pair of wings!!! PLEASE add pictures of anything you find, shirts, jackets, pants or whatever, and help me find the perfect, warm, awesome, and up to date costume!!!

ok so im ordering my costume online bc im being a pirate and i normally buy my costumes at partycity but my friend took the only good pirate costume so that leaves me with ordering online…..k so im choosing from the website below….and like i wanna wear the best costume on the page….my friends say i would be a size 3 or 4 but like idk bc i normally buy my clothes in like small medium large…..but u have to order with watr number size u r….r they talking aboutlike pants size??? shirt size what the hell r they talking about?!?! plz help me out… ok so i have light brown hair, im 13, and like average height for my age, im 136 pounds but it dont look like it cuz im balanced out with my body…so click the link below and tell me wat outfit u think would be best for me and wat effin size to get!!

http://www.mydivascloset.com/noname52.ht…

We got our costumes yesterday. Rylee is a dinosaur (so cute!) and Bailey is a prisoner! (he wasn’t having any of it!!)
My boyfriend hates dog clothes, but I got him to agree since it’s a special occasion.
Most of you are wonderful people, and you are right, who cares about the rude ones… I guess it just rubs me the wrong way because I feel like I’m a pretty good person so when someone attacks me for no reason… it’s like, what the hell? and then I get angry, which is something I don’t like, and want to be rude right back, which is not me… So thanks all… and hugs and kisses

I know this is pretty early, but I’ve rarely ever dressed up for Halloween. Oct. 31 is my birthday, and for most of my childhood I either had b’day parties at home or went to the movies in lieu of trick-or-treating.

Anyway, I’m not doing anything this Halloween either, but I want to have a costume just for the hell of it. I was thinking of dressing up as one of the long-haired members of Dethklok from Metalocalypse. I think I can pull off Toki, but I need to find a wig because my hair isn’t nearly long enough.

Any suggestions?

my 7 year old son wants to be an american solder for halloween he loves the military last year we dressed up together and solders but this year he wants me to be a jap does anyone have any suggestions on what the hell kinda of stuff i need to fit a jap costume i’m clueless to this by the way I’m female thanks

I just finished reading it and wow,he was quite different than I had imagined him to be,He’s not as inoccent as Peter Pan.I learned alot of things about him that I didn’t know,like that photo of him in the oxygen chamber was secretly released by him and that he didn’t always talk in the sensitive voice he showed to the public.Here is something Lisa Marie Presley said,"dude,if people knew who the hell you are,they’d be surprised.You sit around and you drink and you curse and you have a bad mouth and you’re fucking funny".He responded by saying"well,just don’t tell people".Lisa Marie said she always that he was a normal person and that everything you saw of him publicly was just a mask.
You know what,after reading this book,I love him even more which means he was even better than I had imagined him to be!
PS:Everyone who hasn’t read the book should go out and buy a copy,It’s great.
r.i.p. michael jackson:no offense,but not all of the book is bullcrap,also the guy that wrote it was one of his friends.Honestly if the book was all about how perfect he was it wouldn’t be realistic,he was normal…ya know.And that’s exactly what the book is about,a normal person,not a persona.
I got mine at wal mart.

that a lot of mj’s great songs start with the letter B

Im mean there is alot that dont such as

Wev’e Got Forever
Off The Wall
Thriller
Dangerous
HIStory
Invincible

but alot of his great songs start with B look

Baby Be Mine
Bad
Be a Lion
Beat It
Behind The Mask
Ben
Billie Jean
Black or White
Blood on The Dance Floor
Blood On The Dancefloor
Break of Dawn
Burn The Disco Out
Burn This Disco Out
Butterflies
Butterflies (Remix
Blame It On The Boogie

tell me thats not 1 hell of a list that start with B
o my bad for puttin blood on the dance floor 2ce just ignore it thanks "another part of me"
idk i just found it 2 be cool

Does anyone remember a segment of Seasame Street (maybe 20 years ago) that featured these strange stick figure-type people dancing and made out of lead filings (I think)? I’m looking for a pic or video of them.
Umm, it was in the late 70′s, early 80′s…what the hell do you expect?
Thanks, James! If only EVERYONE could be as helpful as you are here

I hear that you can unlock costumes for Rhino, Venom and the White Knight…

And there’s codes like IEATYOURBRAINS for Venom

The thing is…where the hell do you put these cheats in? Is there a cheat menu for the XBox 360 version? If so where is it?

Thanks
I have looked it up online…but all of the sites aren’t verified.