1]A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
`I don’t want to know!’ Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
`Oh Pop,’ Johnny sobbed, `for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to believe in!’.

2]All eyes turned to stare as a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her.
Where’s your costume?, he hissed through clenched teeth.
This is it, she calmly explained, I came as Adam.
Adam?, her host exploded, You don’t even have a dick!
I just got here, Jeremy, she replied. Give me a few minutes.

3]Woman: So, how’s it going with the ladies?
Man: Women to me are sex objects.
Woman: Really?
Man: Sure. Whenever I mention sex, they object