I would to see these movies cross for just a few minutes so Twilight fans could see what a real werewolf is about.

DRAGON 2012
"Great fortune for U.S."

1]A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
`I don’t want to know!’ Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
`Oh Pop,’ Johnny sobbed, `for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to believe in!’.

2]All eyes turned to stare as a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her.
Where’s your costume?, he hissed through clenched teeth.
This is it, she calmly explained, I came as Adam.
Adam?, her host exploded, You don’t even have a dick!
I just got here, Jeremy, she replied. Give me a few minutes.

3]Woman: So, how’s it going with the ladies?
Man: Women to me are sex objects.
Woman: Really?
Man: Sure. Whenever I mention sex, they object

There was a guy in a bar drinking his "special"
A lady came in and he was like, "hey bartender, hit me with another of my specials"
The lady asked what was so special about the drink he was drinking.
He claimed it could make him fly.
He could tell the lady didn’t believe him so he says, "i bet you 100 dollars i could jump out this 3rd floor window, and fly back in".
She took the bet and watched, amazed, as the guy ran and jumped out of the window without a second thought.
She ran to the window and looked at the street below, and didn’t see anything.
She ran back to the bar, puzzled.
A few minutes later, the man flew back in.
The lady was stunned and asked him how he did it.
"My special Drink" was his reply.
So she orders one of the "special drinks" the man was talking about, and decided to jump out the window and fly herself.
She took off running and jumped out the window.
The lady hit the ground
The bartender says, "superman, you’re such an asshole when you drink"

There was a guy in a bar drinking his "special"
A lady came in and he was like, "hey bartender, hit me with another of my specials"
The lady asked what was so special about the drink he was drinking.
He claimed it could make him fly.
He could tell the lady didn’t believe him so he says, "i bet you 100 dollars i could jump out this 3rd floor window, and fly back in".
She took the bet and watched, amazed, as the guy ran and jumped out of the window without a second thought.
She ran to the window and looked at the street below, and didn’t see anything.
She ran back to the bar, puzzled.
A few minutes later, the man flew back in.
The lady was stunned and asked him how he did it.
"My special Drink" was his reply.
So she orders one of the "special drinks" the man was talking about, and decided to jump out the window and fly herself.
She took off running and jumped out the window.
The lady hit the ground
The bartender says, "superman, you’re such an a**hole when you drink"

This may sound odd but I have a 2 year old son who will throw up after seeing or smelling foods he doesn’t like. For example, just a few minutes ago my son smelled my turkey sub (just turkey and lettuce) and threw up all over. He’s thrown up after just seeing the inside of a pumpkin during Halloween (twice) and when my mom made a beef stew and he took a glimpse it of. I’ve never heard of a child doing this. He’s been doing this for about a year or so. Is this normal?

I saw a picture a few minutes ago that would be hard to resist if I was a woman. And that’s the truth!