Santa suit criminal at office?
Saturday, February 27th, 2010 at
11:12 am
I work with this girl who recently got a DUI. I’m not sure why, and frankly I don’t want to know, but when she got pulled over she was wearing a Santa Costume. The whole situation was really horrible and people have been feeling horrible for her and doing really nice things for her during this whole ordeal. Now, at work she has the mug shot of her wearing the Santa costume hung up for everyone to see. It just makes me feel really awkward…she asked me to go out Friday night. Do you think I should wear my elf costume?
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Very funny. She has probably retired the Santa suit for now, or it’s in the evidence locker, so you better confer with her about whether it should be easter bunny and a duckling.
LMAO! Are you telling the truth? Surely, she can’t be proud of that.
You know, YahooAnswers has a "Jokes and Riddles" category. You should submit this there – it won’t be funny in that category either, but it will keep you busy. Shame on you!
I don’t understand how she can feel bad that she was pulled over for a DUI while wearing the costume yet she has the mug shot on display for everyone to see. It sounds to me like she’s trying to get "pity points".
If you get along with her, go out with her but I wouldn’t go out for drinks… just to play it safe.
I disagree with John above me. I thought it was damn funny. Naturally, if you go out with her you have to dress the part. The question is what type of criminal mischief will you get into? I suggest grand theft auto or indecent exposure, perhaps public intoxication or public urination. No need to limit yourself, go out with gusto. Then, once the Santa and Elf team have been booked and charged you can return to work and proudly display your mug shot in your office cubicle… just before you are handed your pink slip. Good times!
I would just ignore her… sounds like she has major problems.