If you were a Mermaid what would be the best way to reveal your secret to your boyfriend?
Friday, March 12th, 2010 at
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Your scent…you would smell all over like pus….I mean fish, you’d smell like fish.
What the Chicken of the Sea Smell wouldn’t have already warned him?.. and the fact I spray eggs then want sperm not another? Mermaids not worth being.. no SEX?!? you crazy.. what good to get the man if you can’t abuse him..
i dunno jump into the ocean or swimming pool and show off my mermaid tail. but mermiads arent real.
shower sex!
say you want to have sex and then explain when he realizes
uhhh if he hasn’t noticed the smell yet… there is no hope for him
you would smell like, now what’s that other name for a cat, no, not kitty…..Oooooh, Lady Crystal almost said it. LOL
ask him to go to the beach with u the show him ur secret
Oh Lady Crystal, you are such a naughty girl, you’re right, but still naughty.
tell him you’re really into Cloaca sex.